Roll Call

We’re Alpha dawgs we dominate,

all you groups better appreciate,

don’t be mad, don’t be a hater,

‘cause we all know we’re better than BETA.

 

Woah back off we are the masters,

we’ll hit you like natural disasters,

we are the best, we rock the top

and unlike DELTA we never stop

 

We are Delta we are the change

we never worry about being strange,

you know us we are hardcore,

but EPSILON is such a bore

 

We’re Epsilon we’re full of love

First-year’'s you’ve never seen the likes of,

to mess with us you’d be a fool,

just like THETA whose so uncool

 

We are Theta, watch us hop,

We’re gonna rock it to the top!

Come one! Come all on the Theta bus,

Not GAMMA though they're jealous of us.

 

Watch out for Gamma and our deadly rays,

you’ll be shocked by our crazy ways,

we’re loud, we’re hot, we’re super proud

and unlike IOTA we own this crowd

 

Harsh back up that ain’t fair

we are Iota and we’re here to share,

we got the hottest Con-Ed's there ever was

and we shake more booty that KAPPA does

 

Watch your backs we are the Kaps

we are so dope we own this rap,

when we come around, better take cover,

trust LAMBDA to run to their mother

 

We are one, we are all,

we have our own lambda call,

come on MU, you know it's true,

we say baaaaaaah that's how we do

 

MOO! MOO! MOO! Get out of the way!

We’re on top and we’re here to stay. 

Straight from the farm - and running free.

We’re better than OMEGA - we guarantee!

 

Sure you other new groups think you’re fine

but whatcha gonna do when it's breakfast time,

just call on us we’re number one,

watch out PHI we’re way more fun

 

Sure you other groups are fly

but you can’t mess with our group phi,

we know we rock we know what's up,

come on SIGMA can you keep up

 

We are Sigma we’ll take you out

we love to dance and scream and shout,

and when we rock we steal the show,

unlike XI who has no flow

 

We are Xi hear our cry

we’re gonna leave you tongue tied,

we’re on the rise so don’t cross us,

look to NU to make a fuss

 

We are Nu it's best that you know,

we’re gonna change the status quo,

we set the trends we own this place,

unlike RHO whose got no grace

 

Rho, Rho, Rho nah step back

don’t mess with us cause we’re on the attack,

cool story bro we wrote the book,

OMICRON hit the study nook

 

We are the Cron let spit some game

this right here's our claim to fame,

best listen up cause we speak the truth,

unlike PI we’ve got the proof

 

3.14159

we’re so chill we never whine,

no other group compares to pi,

come on TAU at least try

 

Let's toss it up let's spit the truth

Tau knows y'all our long in the tooth,

we are the freshest it's plain to see,

ancient that’s ZETA to a T

 

Yo snap back we aint that old,

Zeta’s so hip you’ll be left in the cold,

let's be honest no need to boast,

look over there ALPHA’s toast

 

OK, OK, we understand.

All our groups are pretty grand.

What sets us apart, what puts us above,

is that we all share Con-Ed Love.

What do we share? Con-Ed Love.

What do we share? Con-Ed Love.

What do we share? Con-Ed Love!